Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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