Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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