There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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