Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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