well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My penis needs a shock collar
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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