We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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