Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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