Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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