We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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