So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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