Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
