good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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