I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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