I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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