no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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