You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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