Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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