Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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