He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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