i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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