I didn't shave. On purpose
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
