Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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