Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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