I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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