Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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