We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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