she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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