I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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