I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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