Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
