That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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