so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
