When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I love having hate sex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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