sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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