he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
