I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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