she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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