Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I forget how to act sober
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