He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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