What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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