what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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