Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
