It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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