I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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