are you still at the devil's house?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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