Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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