I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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