i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm bleeding and have questions
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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