Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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