did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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