Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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