Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
