too bad you live with your parents still
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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