would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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