there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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