Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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