EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my shit smells like andre
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
