I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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